A tourist arrived in Australia, hired a car and set off for the outback. On his way he saw a bloke having sex with a sheep. Deeply horrified, he pulled up at the nearest pub and ordered a straight Scotch. Just as he was about to throw it back, he saw a bloke with one leg masturbating furiously at the bar. "For ****'s sake!" the bloke cried, "what the hell's going on here? I've been here one hour and I've seen a bloke shagging a sheep, and now some bloke's wanking himself off in the bar!" "Fair dinkum, mate," the bartender told him, "you can't expect a man with only one leg to catch a sheep"
2007-09-10 10:46:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfaooooooooooooooooooooo . nice one No 8
wohoooooooooooooooooo u rock with yah joke gal .
yeah he couldnt catch the seep so he got hold of his thing down below. lol
cheers no 8 and 10/10 for this joke lol . cheers
2007-09-10 10:52:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That has 2 b a 10 and a *
2007-09-10 20:44:31 · answer #2 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well Advance Australia Fair was written to be an anthem. Waltzing Matilda was written as a bush ballad (then the lyrics altered by a tea company ... we now sing the lyrics that the tea company's ad campaign used) I personally find the Advance Australia Fair a very good anthem, and except for a few small changes and the removal of one verse a very patriotic and inspiring anthem (the references to "Briton" don't really relay a strength of Australia but a dependence ... so I would like to see them changed, but we don't generally sing the verses that include these references). The melody for the anthem could be "jazzed" up a bit, but then most anthems have a similar style. I reckon a good "rock" version would go down nicely. Only way the anthem would ever become a "hit" as a song! A Cold Chisel, Crowded House, Hunters & Collectors cover would see it go well! Waltzing Matilda is a good song for it's purpose. Storytelling the troubles of the rural lifestyle back at the turn of last century. I personally cringe at those singing it at sporting events ... they use to play it after the haka at rugby matches with NZ ... I know which one inspires and sends shivers down my spine every time I see it. Definitely not appropriate for an anthem, and does not embody the nation of Australia.
2016-05-21 08:06:17 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was a good job I had put my drink down otherwise my screen would have got it yehaaaaaaaa 9/10
2007-09-10 11:22:23 · answer #4 · answered by angela m 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-10 13:35:16 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good one mate, but its the new zealanders that shag sheep not the aussies
2007-09-10 20:14:33 · answer #6 · answered by jack 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke No8.!!!
Got us guys on night shift laughing.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!!
2007-09-10 11:32:54 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
YAH not bad haha*
2007-09-10 10:53:38 · answer #8 · answered by S Csparky 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats bad...real bad....but sooooooo funny....have a star
2007-09-10 11:33:06 · answer #9 · answered by puma 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nuts absolutely nuts!
2007-09-10 10:54:39 · answer #10 · answered by Lulu 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋