Why Cgocolate is better than sex
You can actually get chocolate.
“If you love me, you’ll swallow it” has real meaning.
It’s satisfying even when it has gone soft.
You can safely have it while driving.
You can make it last as long as you want it to.
You can have it even in front of your mother.
Even if you bite the nuts hard, it doesn’t mind.
Two people of the same sex can have it without being called names.
It’s not scared of the word “commitment.”
You can have it on your desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
You can ask a stranger for it and not get your face slapped.
It doesn’t leave hairs in your mouth.
You never have to fake it.
It won’t make you pregnant.
You can have it at any time of the month.
Good chocolate is easy to find.
You can have as many kinds of it as you can handle.
You are never too young or too old.
Even really good chocolate never wakes your neighbors.
Size doesn’t matter; any size is good
2007-09-10 10:31:24 · 22 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
size does matter if your a greedy fecker
2007-09-10 10:39:01 · answer #1 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 7⤊ 0⤋
they're oftentimes purely lonely or no longer lonely,being concerned people who love animals and don't have the heart to tutor away strays.there could be some who're loopy,yet,hey, all people could be loopy.And diverse human beings have diverse evaluations on what loopy is.working example,some human beings could think of you're loopy.LOL and by ways,i'm the dictionary lady
2016-10-10 08:08:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah!! SSOO true!!! You know so much about us!! You are such a worldly guy!! A real ladies man !!Rick J could learn a thing or too from you and how to please the ladies!! Saying crap don't cover it!!! hahahahahahahahahaha!! xoxoxoxoxox ILMAO!!
2007-09-10 12:40:08 · answer #3 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha very funny. Maybe you should write a new advert for Cadburys Fruit & Nut!!!
:-)))
2007-09-10 10:58:06 · answer #4 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-10 13:39:57 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good there Jim!!!
But my EX-house guest ate all my chocolate!!!
I wish he would have left his snot pickers off of it!!!!!
Here is a star for you!!!!(pug)
2007-09-10 23:04:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! That was funny! I've heard a similar one but that was so much funnier! Star for thee!
2007-09-10 10:43:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent . very funny 9/10
2007-09-10 10:37:02 · answer #8 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-09-10 10:44:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
'the last one? well I'd say a yard is about the Right size, "Chocolate!"......what did you think i meant...tut tut.
I'm thinkin in all Innocent's to. lol...
2007-09-10 21:12:07 · answer #10 · answered by "!" 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ive seen it on hundreds of birthday cards though
2007-09-10 11:05:05 · answer #11 · answered by angelcakes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋