A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.
The officer looked down at the monkey and said “I wish you could talk”. The monkey looked up at the officer and nodded his head. “You can understand what I’m saying?” asked the officer. Again, the monkey nodded vigorously. “Well, did you see this?” “Yes”, motioned the monkey.
“What happened?” Asked the officer.
The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth. They were drinking?” asked the officer.
“Yes”.
“What else?” The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth. “They were smoking marijuana?”
“Yes”.
“What else?” The monkey motioned “Screwing”. “They were screwing, too?” asked the astounded officer.
“Yes”. “Now wait, you’re saying your owners were drinking, smoking and screwing before they crashed?”
“Yes”.
“What were you doing?"
2007-09-10 10:23:55 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
“Driving” motioned the monkey.
2007-09-10 10:24:06 · update #1
oh yes i like that one
thanks lmao
2007-09-10 10:29:03 · answer #1 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-10 22:18:04 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is an Excellent joke Bababoo.!!!
10/10 FOR A GOOD LAUGH.!!!
Cheers.!!!
2007-09-10 18:49:43 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfaooooooooooooooooo . hilarious mate monkey drivin hmmmmmmmm
2007-09-10 17:50:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Star for you.
2007-09-11 00:52:57 · answer #5 · answered by Jupe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got to give you a star for this one ,Thank you.
2007-09-10 18:01:50 · answer #6 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-09-10 17:30:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit of class that.
2007-09-10 17:39:38 · answer #8 · answered by angler 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite funny
2007-09-10 18:08:31 · answer #9 · answered by angelcakes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-10 17:40:22 · answer #10 · answered by Emtie El © 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋