One day, a priest spotted a young man masterbating in an alley. 'My son, you shouldn't be doing that,' said the priest. 'You should be saving that for when you get married.'
Ten years on, the priest was walking down the street when a stranger approached him. 'You probably don't remember me,' said the man, 'but ten years ago you caught me masterbating down an alley, and you gave me a piece of advice.'
'Really?' said the priest. 'What did i advise?'
'You told me to save it for when i got married.'
'Yes, that sounds like the sort of advice i would give. And you followed it?'
'Indeed i have, Father. But there's just one problem.'
'Oh, what is that?'
'I've got a 45 gallon drum of the stuff in the back of my pickup truck. Now that i'm getting married, what am I supposed to do with it?'
2007-09-10 10:02:02 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehehe, he should have taken it to a sperm bank, he'd be a milloinaire now, pmsl he'd have a load of little w**nkers running around now
Have a star
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2007-09-10 10:20:12 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
what was the first words of a test tube baby
my dads a winker ( misspelled )
roll out the barrel
we`ll have a barrel of fun
he must have had a barrel of fun too
2007-09-10 10:33:02 · answer #2 · answered by itsa o 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahhahaaaaaa, loved that one bb, i di actually leek a little there, pmsl.
2007-09-10 14:55:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yet another xcellent offering from a mistress of merryment
starred
the tosspot
2007-09-10 11:03:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
He should take it to China for selective distribution and usage
2007-09-10 10:08:38 · answer #5 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very good
2007-09-10 10:08:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha how disgusting.!!!
Great joke babyblue.!!!
10/10 for making us laugh.!!!
Cheers Lady.!!!
2007-09-10 12:16:13 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-09-10 16:49:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg too funny, pmsl....great one. Star my friend!
2007-09-12 07:41:05 · answer #9 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really really funny
i enjoyed it!
thanks for sharing
2007-09-10 10:08:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋