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Let's say for the purposes of this question there is an afterlife.
What would be your idea of heaven?
I'm not asking for biblical references but if you were to spend eternity in your own own personal heaven what would it be like,who would be there?

2007-09-10 09:58:16 · 12 answers · asked by darwinsfriend AM 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

12 answers

The Muslim heaven doesn't sound all that bad, with all the horny virgins and edible rivers or whatever, but I'd kinda wanna mix that with the beer valcanoes and stripper factories of the Pastafarian heaven.

SalaRAmen

2007-09-10 10:11:27 · answer #1 · answered by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 · 0 0

That this life I leave behind, be the only hell I ever expirience...no more death, grief, pain, suffering, misery, poverty, sadness, jealousy, fear, anger...I think y ou get the idea.

I'd want it to be in the presence of the One who's knowledge and Wisdom surpasses all...and would be awed that in this life, I couldn't even get the secretary to the secretary of the janitor of the oval office on the phone, but in Heaven, will get to talk to the One who creates stars...

and I'd want to understand what I could not understand here because of my limitations. Sorta like instead of seeing circles, squares and triangles, I would finally be able to see spheres, cubes and pyramids.

Cool...can't wait.

2007-09-10 17:11:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My idea of heaven is eating whatever you want to whenever you want to without worrying about cholesterol or carbs or fats or gaining weight!

Then sex with all the hottest guys in heaven would be good too.

And to be able to meet and talk to anybody I'd want - real people and fictional characters included!

2007-09-10 17:06:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

my own personal heaven would be a library with every book ever written, and an understanding of all languages, so I could read whatever appealed to me, and spend eternity gaining knowledge

2007-09-10 17:03:20 · answer #4 · answered by Diane 4 · 2 0

I'm going to Valhalla, my friend.

But a kickass, 2007-updated modern version of Valhalla.

Mostly the same, but with metal.

2007-09-10 17:06:52 · answer #5 · answered by votanone_eye 2 · 2 0

Girls, guitars and an assortment of cream cheese-based foods. A nice house and access to family would be great, too. And a gym. And Internet access.

2007-09-10 17:04:01 · answer #6 · answered by Zombie 7 · 2 0

No suffering, eternial peace, no hunger, no want, no sickness, a place where I could be with my Mom and other loved ones that have passed on, no murder, no anything bad, I dont care if we are floating on clounds are walking on grass, i just want peace/

2007-09-10 17:06:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

floating flying and eating all the foods I want to without getting fat! lets say that hypothetically the afterlife is available! if we have been Good little soldiers all our lives wouldnt it be apropriate for us to choose an apropriate afterlife?

2007-09-10 17:08:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Eden. On EARTH where humans are supposed to be in the first place.

2007-09-10 17:06:06 · answer #9 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 0 0

My Family
My Friends
My Girl
and FIELDS UPON FIELDS OF WEED AND A TACO BELL ON EVERY CORNER...


OOOOHHH THE NACHOOOOOOSSSS

2007-09-10 17:05:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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