Blonde Cookbook
It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.
Today Tom asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden..
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I don't have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.
Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius.. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose.
2007-09-10 09:43:14 · 11 answers · asked by fishineasy™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was cute ..love Blonde joke..why cant a Blondie make kool-aid..............because she cant get 2 quarts of water in that little packet....lol
2007-09-10 13:56:14 · answer #1 · answered by Pat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde, brunette, and a pink head had been status at the fringe of the pool capable for the one hundred yead breast stroke race.... The starter shot the pistol and the 3 dove into the water and started swimming. A short while the brunette completed and jumped out of the water. Then the pink head. About twenty mins later, the blonde emerged. They provided the gold to the brunette, the silver to the pink head and the bronze to the blonde. As they located the steel round her neck the blonde wispered " I do not desire to sound like a sore loser, however I feel the opposite 2 used their palms"
2016-09-05 09:08:47 · answer #2 · answered by henne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor Tom! LOL!
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2007-09-10 10:04:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! That was very funny! She took everything the wrong way!
2007-09-10 09:53:22 · answer #4 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rofl.
2007-09-10 13:17:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol thats good, made me proper laugh :)
2007-09-10 09:51:15 · answer #6 · answered by randomer10101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. nice one.
star 4 u.
2007-09-10 10:53:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would hate to see a blonde really do this...lol
2007-09-10 10:05:48 · answer #8 · answered by LUCY JO 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa'
still laughing
2007-09-10 10:29:28 · answer #9 · answered by confused 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! funny!
2007-09-10 20:43:41 · answer #10 · answered by Janie's got a staplegun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋