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A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women’s feet, and said in a rather stern voice, “Ginger!” The woman thought, “this is great!” and a big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn’t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, “dammit Ginger!” Once again the woman smiled and thought,

2007-09-10 09:39:28 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

“yes!” A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn’t even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, “dammit Ginger, get away from her before she shits on you!”

2007-09-10 09:39:46 · update #1

Star if you think it's funny :D!

2007-09-10 09:48:48 · update #2

18 answers

HAHAHA definatly getting starred

2007-09-10 09:45:42 · answer #1 · answered by randomer10101 2 · 0 0

Laughed out loud at that one.

2007-09-10 18:53:30 · answer #2 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 0 0

Poor Ginger.
A star is earned.

2007-09-10 17:33:50 · answer #3 · answered by CARL B 4 · 0 0

Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent one again Bababoo.!!!
10/10 for giving us a laugh.!!!
Poor Dog, lol.!!!
Cheers.!!!

2007-09-10 19:22:17 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0 0

heard this one before but i stil think its the most funniest joke!!
thanks for making me laugh out loud!!! star mate!!*

2007-09-10 16:48:03 · answer #5 · answered by mamakitty88 3 · 0 0

blimey, what's with the Brits and fart jokes :)

2007-09-11 11:55:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

antique but nostalgia is funny too
you get your star.

2007-09-10 16:51:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ha,Ha,Good one.

2007-09-10 16:46:53 · answer #8 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0 0

lmao

2007-09-11 15:44:17 · answer #9 · answered by Roggles 4 · 0 0

good one

2007-09-10 17:26:17 · answer #10 · answered by Jess T 2 · 0 0

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