Pinocchio complains to his father saying “whenever I attempt to make love to a woman, she complains of splinters.” His father shows pity and gives Pinocchio a piece of sandpaper to smooth his willy down whenever he needs to. A few days later during dinner his father asks, “How are the girls?” Pinocchio replies “Girls? Who needs girls?”
2007-09-10 08:56:54 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
aaaaaahhhh so thts why his nose grows .lol
2007-09-12 23:49:21 · answer #1 · answered by *♥*tron*♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Brilliant.lol
2007-09-18 03:44:23 · answer #2 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like Pinocchio handled that very well !!!
2007-09-18 04:08:14 · answer #3 · answered by little eagle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh well, if he wears his willy down from using too much sandpaper, i suppose he could always use his nose ? so that way while his willy is shrinking, his nose grows....just make sure the girl washes 1st :S
2007-09-17 13:06:09 · answer #4 · answered by yummy_mummy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i like to take the rough with the smooth too
that was brilliant
i am gonna varnish mine now
lmao
2007-09-17 08:50:12 · answer #5 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
STAR 4 U
2007-09-10 09:05:54 · answer #6 · answered by Kristy R 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol very good, I'll post it on my quiz blog later and give you a mention.
2007-09-17 02:20:25 · answer #7 · answered by Quizard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheers for the laf buddy, my sides ar splitting!!
2007-09-18 05:07:14 · answer #8 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one and he probably
sings to himself
She'll be coming round the mountain
whe she comes,
2007-09-17 09:28:10 · answer #9 · answered by retired gentleman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-10 15:01:38 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-09-10 09:31:41 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋