The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
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A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin,
"For best results, put on two coats".
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A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
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2007-09-10 08:43:22 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha, lol, u get a star :)
2007-09-10 08:48:43 · answer #1 · answered by augie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10! Good ones!
2007-09-10 13:53:54 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard all these before
better luck next time
2007-09-10 09:12:36 · answer #3 · answered by confused 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You said you had a joke?
2007-09-10 09:10:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha, funny!
2007-09-10 09:36:13 · answer #5 · answered by Martha G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋