A man walks into a chemist with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, ''What are these, Dad?''
The man matter-of-factly replies,''Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.''
Happy with the answer, he looks over the display and picks up a pack of three and asks,''Why are there 3 in this pack.''
The dad replies, ''Those are for high-school boys. 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday, and 1 for Sunday.''
''Cool!'' says the boy.
He notices a pack of 6 and asks ''Then who are these for?''
''Those are for college men,''the dad answers, ''2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday, and 2 for Sunday.''
''Wow!'' exclaimed the boy.
''Then who uses these ?'' he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, ''Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March, etc,.''
2007-09-10 08:37:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-09-10 08:40:45 · answer #1 · answered by PIRANHA 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee!
2007-09-10 08:40:49 · answer #2 · answered by Flit 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice 1.lol
2007-09-10 09:55:07 · answer #3 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A good one.
2007-09-10 08:43:02 · answer #4 · answered by angler 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was great i will use that 1 lmao here have a star
2007-09-10 08:41:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's good...lol
2007-09-10 08:42:33 · answer #6 · answered by adamtxstud 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now I know what ROFLMAO really means!!!
2007-09-10 08:43:25 · answer #7 · answered by auntb93 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-09-10 08:41:28 · answer #8 · answered by connie sue 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha, lol, this deserves a star :)
2007-09-10 08:47:04 · answer #9 · answered by augie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one
2007-09-10 09:09:05 · answer #10 · answered by Swan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋