Three blokes were sitting in a bar when the conversation turned to their wives and how stupid they were.
Each one claimed to have the dumbest wife of all and to settle the argument, they gave an example of their wife's behaviour:
The first one said ''My wife went out and bought a DVD player, and we haven't even got a television set!''
The secound one said ''That's nothing, my wife won some money at bingo and spent the bloody lot on a car and niether of us can drive!''
''Well'' said the third man, ''My wife booked a holiday to Italy for herself and her sister. Then she went and bought 100 condoms, and she hasn't even got anything to put them on !!!''
2007-09-10 07:54:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dude, I fell on the floor after I read this joke. This was good. I sorry not good but superb.
2007-09-10 08:01:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha man, great joke. Keep 'em coming!!!
2016-05-21 06:01:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaooooooooooooo .
nice one mate
poor man didnt knew his clone was waiting for his wife in italy lol.
cheers
2007-09-10 08:52:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-10 16:08:02 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny good one.
2007-09-10 08:18:12 · answer #5 · answered by Bezza 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the last one should be how dumb is the husband
2007-09-10 07:58:26 · answer #6 · answered by M JOHNS 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stupid husband....hahaha have a star!!!
2007-09-10 07:57:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well done have a star xx
2007-09-10 09:43:01 · answer #8 · answered by pinkie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's funny LMAO
2007-09-10 23:37:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it lol.
2007-09-10 09:56:57 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋