An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said, "Then you used to bite my neck."
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going?" she asked
"To get my teeth!"
2007-09-10 07:25:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was hilarious. hahaha
2007-09-10 07:38:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-09-10 14:48:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-10 15:14:09 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
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2007-09-10 14:47:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that one I like.
2007-09-10 15:31:34 · answer #5 · answered by Bezza 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
teeth like stars they come out at night.lol
2007-09-10 14:34:41 · answer #6 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Brilliant one there Black.!!!
I bet he is going to bite real hard, lol.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!!
2007-09-10 23:04:12 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol poor old guy he would suck her neck to death...have a star
2007-09-10 14:34:13 · answer #8 · answered by puma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really good one!
2007-09-10 14:33:01 · answer #9 · answered by princess 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-10 14:46:03 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋