Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
2007-09-10 07:15:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-10 07:50:58 · answer #1 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-09-10 14:25:27 · answer #2 · answered by bhavik3061 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love them! Very funny. I like the opportunist and optimist! :)
2007-09-10 14:22:32 · answer #3 · answered by Beth L 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-10 15:23:42 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
More Excellent ones Black.!!!
10/10 again.!!!
Cheers for a good laugh.!!!
2007-09-10 23:21:24 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
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2007-09-10 14:39:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfaooooooooooooooooo . another hilarious definitions .
all these definitions that u have posted r going to my friends ears lol. cheers and thnx
2007-09-10 14:53:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very funny keep them coming and have a star!!
2007-09-10 14:19:31 · answer #8 · answered by lastofthewonderfullpeople 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very entertaining..
2007-09-10 14:25:52 · answer #9 · answered by Andy F 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good ones!!
2007-09-10 14:25:28 · answer #10 · answered by tesla_morris 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋