Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
2007-09-10 07:14:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
I loved them so 10/10.!!!
Excellent ones Black.!!!
Cheers.!!!
2007-09-10 16:15:54 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My fav. is the last one it is so ture but yet at the end of the year you cant wait to go home because it is the wonderful time for aduits
2007-09-10 14:29:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-10 21:30:46 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
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2007-09-10 14:28:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I liked it, especially the tears.
2007-09-10 14:21:09 · answer #5 · answered by Sweet Cheeks 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it sure is funny lol i liket it too .
especially the divorce one lol
thank you for my morning laughter lol
2007-09-10 14:50:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-10 14:54:58 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's okay...are you doing a comedy show or something...
2007-09-10 14:17:50 · answer #8 · answered by drea 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
not that funny, but ok.
2007-09-10 14:18:27 · answer #9 · answered by lala girl 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I like them thanks.
2007-09-10 14:29:46 · answer #10 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋