There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.
Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there.
The Englishman was thinking: "The Irish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead."
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: "The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it."
The Irishman was thinking: "This is great! The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that English idiot again."
2007-09-10 07:05:19 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
As a very proud English woman, I tried very hard not to like it, but it didn't work because I appreciate a good joke!
A little offended at "English Idiot!" but still a great joke! x
2007-09-10 21:55:48 · answer #1 · answered by Kirk_84 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Can I PALEEZE ride with my co-workers next trip? I got some slapping to do.
2007-09-10 07:11:24 · answer #2 · answered by a2z_alterego 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like it a lot :D Is there any significance to it being in Tasmania? (For example, are there a hell of a lot of tunnels there?) ;)
2007-09-10 07:12:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL
Link - http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Anrlo8tpfOznf1KYOsssp9wgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20070907015257AArFF4D
2007-09-10 07:35:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha u know the irish have a sense of humor rofl!
2007-09-10 07:10:19 · answer #5 · answered by BabyDoll 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
aww i thought it wud b an actual q...traveling on the train is always funny
specially if theres a drunk guy near u =)
2007-09-10 07:09:11 · answer #6 · answered by ♥blonde moments needs help.. 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
it's funny but u'd have to know at least a few irish and a few englishmen to really appreciate it.
2007-09-10 07:13:28 · answer #7 · answered by andyg77 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This one has been on twice in the last month.And it's different nationalities everytime.
2007-09-10 07:10:04 · answer #8 · answered by Crackerjack 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It was funny up until the point of "English" idiot. Seriously not bad ; )
2007-09-10 07:10:28 · answer #9 · answered by Dj' s 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
That gave me a smile :)
2007-09-10 07:08:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋