A man suspected of SARS is lying in bed with a mask over his mouth.
A young nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.
''Nurse..'' he mumbles from behind the mask 'Are my testicals black?',
Embarrassed the young nurse replies, ''I don't know Mr Brown, I'm only here to wash your face and hands.''
He struggles again to ask, ''Nurse, Are my testicals black?''
Again the nurse replies, ''I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands.''
The Head Nurse was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught, so she marched over to inquire what was wrong.
''Nurse,'' he mumbled, ''Are my testicales black?''
Being a nurse of long-standing, the Head Nurse was undaunted. She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pyjama trousers, moved his penis out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up the pyjamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced, ''Nothing wrong with your testicles!'' The man pulled off his mask and asked again,
''I SAID!!:Are my test results back???''
2007-09-10 07:03:05 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I never giggled so hard in my life!!! Thanks!!
2007-09-10 07:07:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
2007-09-10 10:27:48 · answer #2 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it a million times. Funny every time, though.
2007-09-10 07:08:18 · answer #3 · answered by High 'N' Dry 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I used to work in a hospital thats funny!
2007-09-10 07:08:03 · answer #4 · answered by maggiejo717 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think that your testicles were black and the nurse didn't want to tell you because she was embarrased of you.
2007-09-10 07:13:26 · answer #5 · answered by kika_trev 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well this incident is ok but beware that your kidney or other organ are not taken out during operation.
2007-09-10 07:11:06 · answer #6 · answered by dvjani2003 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you sure thats a true story?
2007-09-10 07:08:43 · answer #7 · answered by sdn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats mad have a star
2007-09-10 07:06:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
very cute
2007-09-10 07:06:12 · answer #9 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO .... Tooo Funny!!!
2007-09-10 07:08:04 · answer #10 · answered by Charley 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol now that's funny
2007-09-10 07:07:22 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋