One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.
He tried and tried to dig it out but only succeeded in pushing it in deeper. He asked his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to hospital.
As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy.
The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat.
2007-09-10 06:36:36 · 15 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, "That's wonderful. Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?!"
The father replies "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law!"
2007-09-10 06:37:33 · update #1
Was he practicing to be a gynocologist as well as future son-in-law, hehehe
Have a star
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2007-09-10 08:34:04 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Bonjour madam
very naughty joke madam
hers one for madam:
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands.
After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom. Just as things get hot, the female doc interrupts and says she has to go and wash her hands. Once she comes back they go for it. After the sex session, she gets up and says she is going to wash her hands. As she comes back the male doc says "I bet you are a surgeon." She confirms and asks how he knew.
"Easy, you’re always washing your hands." "That’s very clever" she says, "I bet you’re an anesthesiologist".
"Wow, how did you guess?"
"I didn’t feel a thing"
lol
aurevoir
2007-09-10 23:53:41 · answer #2 · answered by jam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2007-09-10 22:22:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO Ahh the sweet smell of success
2007-09-12 01:37:59 · answer #4 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Catchy one, thanks
One star for a good joke
2007-09-10 21:37:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just brilliant cheers lmao
2007-09-10 06:48:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-09-10 08:28:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahhahahaaaaa, That was brilliant hun, loved it.
2007-09-10 14:33:36 · answer #8 · answered by smila 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. Have a star...
2007-09-10 06:48:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol yep been there done that lmao.have a star
2007-09-11 11:21:04 · answer #10 · answered by puma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋