Ok check it! Come up with an alternate ending to Nursery Rhymes.
Jack and Jill
Jack Be Nimble
Humpdey Dumpdy
Three blind Mice
Hickory Dickory Dock
and...........
Baa! Baa! Black Sheep!
Have fun with that!
2007-09-10 05:29:21 · 5 answers · asked by Randall 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after.
Both consulted a litigator, Guinness was her name
She cleaned out Wow Bill who owned the hill and later died in shame
In shame....in shame...Poor Bill he died in shame..
Jack be Nimble Jack be quick
Jack, do the whole endorsement shtick
Run for the colts or shoot for the nicks
But don't kill dogs like Michael Vick
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
were bored from being in this story again..
Three blind mice, see how they run
They all ran after the farmer's wife
Who cut off their tales with a carving knife
Then P.E.T.A. filed charges and she served life
It was a front page headline over War and strife
Have you ever heard such crap in your life
as (modern) three blind mice?
Hickory Dickory Dock
The mouse hung out on the block
He free based China White
six times a night
With his profit from selling the rock
Baa baa Black sheep have you any wool?
No you moron. This is Cotton hanging off of me all day long... What the hell kind of question is that?
2007-09-10 08:59:42 · answer #1 · answered by Cheese 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jack and Jill went up the Hill
To fetch a pale of water
Jill went down upon jacks crown
and Jack came sometime after
Up jack shot, and home they trot
As fast as they could caper
And into bed to do some head
with Vinegar and brown paper
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Jack be Nible
Jack be quick
That is why Jill
Prefers to use the candlestick
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Dumpty dumpty sat on a wall
Dumpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the King's horses and all the King's men
Had scrambled egg for breakfast
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Hickory Dickory Dock
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck One
The mouse ran down
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Three blind mice. Three blind mice.
Wanted some fun. Wanted some fun
They all got into bed the farmer's wife
They all ran away to the county of Fife.
Did you ever know such a things were rife
As three blind mice?
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Baa Baa black sheep
Have you any wool?
No i have alopecia
My fleece all fell out
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There is one for Old mother Hubbard
by a UK song writer& stand up comic called Richard Digent Im sure that was his name
Old mother Hubbard
Went to her cupboard
To Give her poor doggy a bone
When she bent over
Up jumped Rover
And gave her a bone of his own
Hisown, And gave here a bone of his own
Aparently his daughter once sung it at school for a concert,. When she was still young and cute enough to get away with it
Hope everyone one enjoys my efforts,
2007-09-10 06:29:24 · answer #2 · answered by steven m 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
jack be nimble
jack be quick
jack tried to jump over the candel stick
he turned around with a big ol frown
turns out jack got burned by the wick
baa baa black sheep have you any fuel
yes sir yes sir my cars not full
hickory dickery dock
your girl is on my ****
i turned her around
pimped her out
and now she sells my rock
2007-09-10 06:26:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hickory Dickory Dock;
your girl is on my c*ck.
Took her to the house
turned her out,
now she sells my r**ks.
2007-09-10 05:34:00 · answer #4 · answered by ~*LilDebbie=BigDeborah*~ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jack be Nimble
he was not quick
when he jumped over the candlestick
Jack felt nauseous
Jack felt sick
because he burnt his little d**k!
2007-09-10 05:35:03 · answer #5 · answered by ladyhawk3k 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋