A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him with no problem," thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him.
The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason Why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida State trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back."
The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day."
2007-09-10 05:03:04 · 11 answers · asked by Sara *Life is so unlike theory* 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thx u all!!!
i cant choose the best answer coz its on your opinon and i liked all of yours, excpet of the 911 guy, u scared the heck out of me....i thought i just killed u. anyways so im going to rate u all (good) for voting.
luv ya all, t.ckz
2007-09-11 06:50:51 · update #1
thx u all!!!
i cant choose the best answer coz its on your opinon and i liked all of yours, excpet of the 911 guy, u scared the heck out of me....i thought i really killed u. anyways so im going to rate u all (good) for voting.
luv ya all, t.ckz
2007-09-11 06:51:06 · update #2
sorry for typing it twice, my comp is not helping at all.
2007-09-11 06:53:22 · update #3
"Lady, have yourself a nice star"; you earned it.
2007-09-10 05:40:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
star
2016-04-04 00:21:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone call 911, I am laughing so hard I think I broke something internally... Just kidding. Dont call.
2007-09-10 09:29:06 · answer #3 · answered by coolhandven 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOVED IT A STAR 4 U
2007-09-10 06:15:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-10 14:40:12 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You get a star from me. Good one!!!
2007-09-10 05:31:33 · answer #6 · answered by wowwhatisthatthing 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. ***
2007-09-10 05:29:16 · answer #7 · answered by Linda M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love that one *4u
2007-09-10 05:11:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it before. And I still enjoy it. Thanks
2007-09-10 05:18:23 · answer #9 · answered by Southern Belle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
=D
2007-09-10 05:22:54 · answer #10 · answered by demonic wingssssssssssssssssssss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋