It's, "Leave you religion day" here in Ubekistan. I want to encourage all people's of the World to join us in changing their religion today. It's so fun here!
I was a Uniformitarian last year and switched to Swedenborgianism for the next year - so fun! You learn so much things about people and we have a game, "Find God in a Haystack" which the whole village prepares falafel for and at the end of night we sing our national anthem, "Oh, Ubekistan!"
Which religion will you change to today?
2007-09-10 04:52:26 · 13 answers · asked by The Burninator 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hmmm? I think I will try The Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn!
2007-09-10 04:57:19 · answer #1 · answered by Fae 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Eliminate religion from Your Life;
DO this:
Create Your Relationship with Our Creator
and have UnConditional Love and Peace in Your Life.
2007-09-10 12:04:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As for me and my family; faithful till the end. With eternal life in view.
2007-09-10 12:06:06 · answer #3 · answered by Wisdom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure, i'll try it, but not for the whole day - only until i finish answering this question.
i will be a pandabearian - i will be all cute and cuddly and rolly polly. i will only eat bamboo. i will be the most adorable animal on the planet!!!
2007-09-10 12:00:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No thanks ...I gave up religion when I got born again...
"But as many as received him (Jesus), TO THEM he gave the power to become the Sons of God, even to them that believe in his name, which were born.... not of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of man, but were born of God"- (John 1:12)
"Except a man be born again he cannot enter the kingdom of God" _ Jesus
2007-09-10 12:01:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Silly!
2007-09-10 11:58:32 · answer #6 · answered by Misty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are trying to lure me away from the FSM. But I've been touched by his noodly appendage and dare not deny him.
2007-09-10 11:58:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
For today I will become Universalism.
2007-09-10 11:59:54 · answer #8 · answered by Premaholic 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Burn,
Our FATHER will send HIS SON to Judge each of us and I am not certain when my ticket on this earth "runs out". Are you certain that you have another year to "play with your eternal future"? I will remain a Faithful Christian. I hope that you week goes well. Have fun...
Thanks anyway,
Eds
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2007-09-10 12:00:35 · answer #9 · answered by Eds 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Good luck with that!
A Catholic
2007-09-10 12:04:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋