She came to me last month, and said 'We need to cut down our expenses, you're spending £100 a week on vodka and its got to stop, we can't afford it and its no good for you!'
So I have, not a drop since, as that what she wants.
Anyway, I was getting something out of her handbag yesterday and on top was a receipt for cosmetics for nearly £90.
I said to her ' Oi, what's this!, I thought we were supposed to be cutting down our expenses!'
She said 'Thats different, thats so I can make myself look beautiful for you.
I said ' Thats what the bloody vodka was for!'
2007-09-10 04:27:58 · 44 answers · asked by First Ascent 4 Thistle 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL brightened my dull Monday, but what takes the biscuit for me is that some one answered like this was a true situation and wished you luck!!!!! I drink vodka and use expensive cosmetics , looks like I'll be on the streets soon to fund my habits.......Looking for a good time baby?....Lol
2007-09-10 04:59:57 · answer #1 · answered by Lo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well women will go spend $ on makeup b/c it's a way for them to better themselves(at least that's what they think). She's looking out for your health and plus, $100 a week on vodka tells me that you've got an alcohol problem. This could be extremely good for you and yalls relationship too. Give it a try and maybe tell her you'd like for her to cut back on the expensive makeup and try buying some maybelline or covergirl instead. In yalls relationship there must be compromise and if you're giving up your drinking (which is Great) then she should try and sacrifice by spending less on her makeup. Well hope it works out for yall. Just talk about it with her. Good Luck!!!
2007-09-10 04:37:02 · answer #2 · answered by SportzChick 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
properly, she is telling him this to harm you. I say communicate on your son whilst it comes up back. Admit which you're an alcoholic, yet have taken movements that placed you interior the restoration portion of it. tell him, sure I do on occasion drink some, yet no longer like it was. clarify that daddy purely is composed of see him presently considering the fact it fairly is the association set forth, and you could come greater, yet are not fairly allowed. the two situations you probably did no longer come, you had motives for, and regretted lacking the bypass to. If he asks why mommy says that approximately you, clarify which you family participants member yet another (and nonetheless do in some loopy strategies) and that mommies emotions could be harm, so she is asserting issues that are hurtful. Then bypass to the choose or your criminal expert and tell them what is going on. Or tell her which you already know she's says those issues, whether it extremely is irrelevant, and it makes her the infantile, then say yet do no longer hardship, I won't sink on your point tell our son any of your terrible or irrelevant secrets and techniques.
2016-10-04 07:57:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome
2007-09-10 04:30:40 · answer #4 · answered by M G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-09-10 04:31:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh Yes - great delivery - worth a star!
2007-09-10 04:33:04 · answer #6 · answered by proud walker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!!!
2007-09-10 04:31:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2007-09-10 04:34:09 · answer #8 · answered by ConcernedCitizen 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cheered up my Monday ta.
2007-09-10 04:31:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's a cruel world,and the wife is always wright just
ask her.pretty for you and others.
I'M with you but i lost my wife and kids drinking to
much.
2007-09-10 04:39:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋