Would God allow sheep-shagging for a while, like he used to allow incest?
2007-09-10 04:18:42 · 9 answers · asked by Meat Bot 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That was rather crude even for you buddy. I think you're going to get reported for this one.
2007-09-10 04:23:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That wasn't an option. You see, "Noah" had to preserve his immediate family so that the world could be populated via incest for the second time. "God" was real OK with incest in those days. 'He" made it unavoidable when "he" only "created" two people to do all the subsequent "begotting." Then "he" made it unavoidable again when the only survivors of the "great flood" were "Noah" and his immediate family. They had to get down to the business of serious "begotting" as soon as the flood subsided. For this reason "Noah" could not have tossed them overboard.
2007-09-10 12:17:18 · answer #2 · answered by Milepost 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WAIT A SECOND, when did he ever allow incest? If you are referring to Adam and Eve, think again--the Bible mentions that their son Seth took a wife from another tribe of people. Adam and Eve were the first humans, but not the only ones.
As for the other stories--do you think he ALLOWED people to commit incest? It happened, but look at the reactions to it.
2007-09-10 11:27:36 · answer #3 · answered by silver40596 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God allowed Noah's son to 'shag' him
so
why not a sheep?
2007-09-10 11:25:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually, he never approved of beastiality. He only allowed incest to take place when humans were still close decendants of Adam's perfect DNA, therefore no diseases and such.
2007-09-10 11:27:06 · answer #5 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course, or have you forgotten that the wife of cain was never mentioned, and the fact that christians call themselves sheep.
"I smell zoophilia my dear Watson"
~Me
2007-09-10 11:24:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Seems likely.
He's also allowed remarriages and polygamy in more than one instance.
2007-09-10 11:27:37 · answer #7 · answered by Showtunes 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As Buggs Bunny would say, what a maroon.
2007-09-10 11:39:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps that's exactly what happened; and why Christians are such "sheeple"....
2007-09-10 11:28:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋