Give me some cockney phrases!?

Question

for example current bun is sun, and tinkle on the old statue is i'll give you a ring.......

Answer 1

I was walking down the frog and toad with my skin and blister and we went round the jackie horner to the ship and cruiser to throw some pigs ear down the gregory peck.
This bubble and squeak starts giving it all the rabbit and pork loads of north and south so i stuck me daisy roots in his boat race and put him on his haystack bo peep
nuff said
(road- sister- corner- boozer- beer -neck.
Greek-talk mouth-boots-face-back-sleep)
It's all dolly dimple really
(simple)
try watching the snatch

Answer 2

You might want to try the Cockney Rhyming Slang dictionary at http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/ . It lists hundred of cokcney terms with explanations, plus a history of cockeny traditions. It even has a cockney-to-English, Englosh-tocockney translator!

Many of the terms listed come from Eric Partridge's Dictionary of Slang, which is available at most public libraries.

Lesley W., Evanston Public Library

Answer 3

Barnet Fair = Hair
Frog & Toad = Road
Joanna = Piano
Ball & Chalk = Walk

Answer 4

Where they are all going wrong is that in Cockney, they would never need to use the whole phrase.
Plates is enough, Apples is adequate.
Occasionally they used two words such as "brown bread" but this was unusual.

Answer 5

Bubble and squeek - Greek.
Apples and pears - stairs.
Mince pies - eyes.
Pony and trap - c"*p.
Dog and bone - phone.
Plates of meat - feet.
Pete Tong - wrong.
Pony - £25.
Trouble and strife - wife.

Answer 6

Get down the apple and pears = stairs

Answer 7

hamstead heath - teeth
trouble & strife - wife
rosie lea - tea
boat race - face
pig's ear - beer
nuclear sub - pub

Answer 8

Get hold of Lock,Stock and 2 smoking barrells film-should sort you out geezer!

Answer 9

apples and pears - stairs

china plate - mate

dog and bone - phone

whistle and flute - suit

Answer 10

Phac a dack...(baissez un canard)