2007-09-10 03:30:40 · 27 answers · asked by G.xi 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
no...sorry
2007-09-10 03:37:27 · answer #1 · answered by King 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HUN-HUNAHPU:
God of Fertility and Football, also known as God S. S is for Sport! A wizard of the dribble, he was unfortunate enough to come up against XIBALBA, the Underworld Team, in the Cup Final.
It all started when he was playing football with his sons HUN-BATZ and HUN-CHOEN, with brother VUCUB-HUNAHPU in goal. They made such a noise shouting to each other "pass it this way" and "get into him sonny" and "that ball was never off-side" that they disturbed the Underworld beneath the field.
VUCUB-CAQUIX, Lord of the Underworld, was very irate and sent messengers summoning HUN-HUNAHPU and his brother to the Underworld Cup Final. Along the way there were many dangerous intelligence tests which, being more brawn than brain, they failed miserably. But more humiliation was to come when the XIBALBA Team walked onto the field.
Their star player VUCUB-CAQUIX bent the rules and cut off HUN-HUNAHPU's head. The referee didn't like to say anything or even admit to being there. And who can blame him?
VUCUB-CAQUIX hung the head on a calabash tree. One day an Underworld lass called XQUIC fancied a calabash and picked what was left of HUN-HUNAHPU by mistake.
Game to the last, he managed to pass some sacred spittle into her hand. We did say he was wizard of the dribble.
XQUIC must have swallowed because she gave birth to HUNAHPU and XBALANQUE, otherwise known as the HERO-TWINS.
2007-09-10 13:46:33 · answer #2 · answered by buddhistsheep 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep....there is........lol.
Clear....it`s called football not soccer for 2 reasons.
1 It`s name i Association Football.
2 The players use their feet!!!.
only Americans call it soccer.
2007-09-10 11:33:49 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God still can't figure out why soccer is called football.
2007-09-10 10:37:00 · answer #4 · answered by S K 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
YEP, the tv. We all sit in front of the tv like it is a God and heaven help everyone should it break down whilst a match is going on:)
2007-09-10 10:37:51 · answer #5 · answered by Duisend-poot 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many Gods and demi-gods.
Lord Pele is the great one, sitting amongst his minions the demi-gods of Eusebio, Beckham, Zidane, Platini and playful naughty godlets such as Paolo di Canio and Ronaldinho. How blessed we are to have so many great ones walk amongst us. Glory be!
By the way - "Davey Moyes, Davey Moyes, Davey-Davey Moyes - he's got red hair but we don't care, Davey-Davey Moyes!"
2007-09-10 10:39:09 · answer #6 · answered by NORSE-MAN 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
YES
Wayne Rooney
2007-09-12 19:45:15 · answer #7 · answered by StretfordEnder 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lets see......
1) it makes more money than world aid.
2) it causes violence.
3) its full of cheats
4) its boring
so maybe its more like a religion than you 1st think so maybe it does have a God.
Is Jesus the goalie?
2007-09-10 10:40:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nike, greek goddess of victory
2007-09-10 11:35:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes and his name is David Moyes
2007-09-10 10:37:21 · answer #10 · answered by dididave 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah and he clearly is having a laugh with England, we're so pleased we managed to beat Israel :P
what level have we dropped to!
2007-09-10 10:41:10 · answer #11 · answered by numbnuts222 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋