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2007-09-10 03:13:31 · answer #1 · answered by Curious 3 · 1 0

I guess God is an Anglican, not a Jew.

But wait! We always choke against Germany, and that is where Martin Luther came from. I guess God is Protestant then.

Glad we could sort that out once and for all.


Alright: You bet for Israel and against England? Either you must have had really good odds, or you need to learn more about football.

2007-09-10 03:57:36 · answer #2 · answered by Simon T 7 · 1 0

They performed a physically powerful interest England have been extra effective on the day, thats all there is to something guy does,in case you hold watching for some super deity, from the sky, to variety your existence out ,then i pity you.

2016-12-13 05:04:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

England beat Israel pretty bad. You can't say god was not with them. God is with every one. The Israely players just weren't with God. You also can't deny the fact that the Israely aren't the best players.

2007-09-10 03:19:16 · answer #4 · answered by Voldemort 2 · 0 1

Because God likes to bet on the side! It's the biggest points shaving scandal in history! Or His Story, I guess!

2007-09-10 03:30:30 · answer #5 · answered by Kenny 3 · 1 0

How many times in the last 6000 years - heck in the last 60 years - has somebody tried to wipe out the Jews? They're still around. How many other groups (Hittites, for instance) have been pretty much successfully exterminated? Doesn't it strike you as a little odd, considering the number of ancient cultures that have gone down into dust, the Jews are still flourishing after all this time?

2007-09-10 03:17:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

Placed his money on England to win.

2007-09-12 09:06:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Willem DeFoe said it very succinctly in "The Last Temptation of Christ":

"God is not an Israelite!"

2007-09-10 03:15:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He could of helped me with the 10 bucks I lost too!

2007-09-10 03:13:56 · answer #9 · answered by Alright 2 · 0 0

He wanted to help them win, but he was afraid of how the English hooligans would react.

2007-09-10 03:16:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Maybe God doesn't like soccer.

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2007-09-10 03:14:22 · answer #11 · answered by Hogie 7 · 1 0

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