Fresh from her shower, my wife stood in front of the mirror complaining to me that her breasts were too small. Instead of telling her "that's not so" like I usually do, I offered a suggestion instead.
I told her "If you want your breasts to grow, every day you should take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few second."
She was willing to try anything and immediately grabbed a piece of toilet paper and did as I suggested. "How long will it take?", she asked. I told her that they grow larger over a period of years. She immediately stopped rubbing the toilet paper between her breasts and asked, "Do you really think rubbing toilet paper on my breasts every day will make them bigger over a period of years?" That's when I made my mistake by replying, "Why not, it worked for your butt didn't it?"
I get out of the hospital next week but will be eating meals through a straw for a while. After the therapy, they say I may even walk again.
2007-09-10 02:48:10 · 3 answers · asked by ghouly05 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lolz....dude u just make me LMAO...
2007-09-10 02:57:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny. I got this E Mail a while ago.
2007-09-10 02:55:09 · answer #2 · answered by Gram 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuck!u deserve tat,if its true!
2007-09-10 03:01:19 · answer #3 · answered by aditi 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋