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Two blondes walk up to a perfume counter.
The first one picks up a sample bottle, sprays it on her wrist, smells it, and says, "That's nice, don't you think, Steffi?"
Steffi says, "Yeah. What's it called, Susie?"
Susie says, "Viens a moi."
Steffi says, "Viens a moi? What's that mean?"
The store clerk says, "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'Come to me.'"
Susie takes another sniff and says, "That doesn't smell like come to me. Does it smell like come to you?"

2007-09-10 02:20:46 · 16 answers · asked by toppopsy 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

LMAO...U HAVE JUST MADE MY DAY...WATTA JK... THANX 4 SHARING IT ... =D

2007-09-10 02:25:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A blonde is going right into a suitable purchase. She asks a clerk if she could purchase the television interior the nook. The clerk seems at her and says that he does not serve blondes, so she is going back residing house and dyes her hair black. the following day she returns to the save and asks the comparable factor and back the clerk pronounced he does not serve blondes. pissed off, the blonde is going residing house and dyes her hair yet yet back, to a shade of crimson. helpful that a clerk could sell her the television this time, she returns and asks a diverse clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk additionally says that she does not serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How do you already know i'm a blonde?" The clerk seems at her disgustedly and says,"that may no longer a television - it extremely is a microwave."

2016-10-04 07:51:01 · answer #2 · answered by monte 4 · 0 0

i'd like 2 see the blondes hearing it

2007-09-10 02:42:46 · answer #3 · answered by aditi 3 · 0 0

So glad I'm not blonde, lol

2007-09-10 02:30:50 · answer #4 · answered by The Way 4 · 0 0

haha thats great! I love it... blonde jokes are the best.

2007-09-10 04:09:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

haha, brunettes > red heads > blondes

real talk.

2007-09-10 02:26:12 · answer #6 · answered by YA RLY 4 · 0 0

yea

2007-09-10 02:25:43 · answer #7 · answered by neuken 1 · 0 0

I think it's funny!

2007-09-10 02:27:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL funny =)

2007-09-10 14:01:46 · answer #9 · answered by ~lil' ghetto azn kid~ 6 · 0 0

hehehe ewwwwwwwwwww!

2007-09-10 02:26:19 · answer #10 · answered by Only Me 7 · 0 0

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