2007-09-10 01:58:57 · 5 answers · asked by Italian Man Man Man 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-09-10 02:09:10 · update #1
since duck refers zero
2007-09-10 02:17:13 · answer #1 · answered by Rajashekar R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it speaks (or quacks) with an affected accent. This is clearly no ordinary duck. One of these, perhaps? http://images.google.com/images?q=mandarin+ducks&hl=en&rls=TSHA,TSHA:2005-49,TSHA:en&um=1&sa=X&oi=images&ct=title
Alternatively, it might be a London duck (Cockneys address one another as "ducks") which has been to elocution classes, like Eliza Doolittle, so has learn to say "quack" in the genteel form "quick".
2007-09-10 09:31:17 · answer #2 · answered by Doethineb 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he has a lisp and his quack sounds like quick?
2007-09-10 09:47:17 · answer #3 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you meant quack? butif you meant quick the answer bc it was roasted lol
2007-09-10 09:11:25 · answer #4 · answered by virginia m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
coz it is chased by u....u r gonna hv a roast...aint u?
2007-09-10 09:15:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋