English Phrase / Chinese Translation
1. "That's not right"............... Sum Ting Wong
2. "Are you harboring a fugitive?".. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3. "See me ASAP".................... Kum Hia Nao
4. "There goes Stupid Man".......... Dum Dum Wa King
5. "Small Horse".................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6. "Did you go to the beach?"....... Wai Yu So Tan
7. "I bumped into a coffee table"... Ai Bang Mai Ni
8. "I think you need a face lift"... Chin Tu Fat
9. "It's very dark in here"......... Wao So Dim
10. "I thought you were on a diet".. Wai Yu Mun Ching
11. "This is a tow away zone"....... No Pah King
12. "Our meeting is next week"...... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13. "Staying out of sight!"......... Lei Ying Lo
14. "He's cleaning his automobile".. Wa Shing Ka
15. "Your body odor is offensive"... Yu Stin Ki Pu
16. "Great"......................... Su Pah
2007-09-10 01:14:57 · 18 answers · asked by HomerJay 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Have a blonde one then:
The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
2007-09-10 01:29:21 · update #1
Bunch of miserable buggars. I liked it alot, well done. Have a good day. x
2007-09-10 02:13:03 · answer #1 · answered by laura 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant
2007-09-10 01:21:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaheeeee solid sufficient now a foul one from me ( in straight forward terms a guy or woman who knows of hindi language could comprehend this humorous tale) Banta:- mistriji mattress majbut banana mere munde nu bahu pe chadna hai. mistri:- aisa majbut mattress banaunga ki sara mohalla bahu pe chad jaye to bhi kuch nahi tutega.
2016-10-18 12:48:48 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what the hell why is everyone being all like "thats racist" its a freaking joke, 90% of jokes are at someone elses expense.
I thought it was well funny. Im not a racist, but im not a jokist either!
Nice One
2007-09-10 01:33:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's quite accurate of how some Chinese people say stuff,but I wouldn't say it's funny.And I'm not saying that because I think it's racist.
2007-09-10 01:26:25 · answer #5 · answered by The Rain Witch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i read these in an e-mail i got a couple of years ago. Quite amusing
2007-09-10 01:42:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Good ones!
2007-09-10 15:50:43 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Entertaining, but not all that funny.
The chinese people reading this is proably going :-(
It is rather biased.
2007-09-10 01:20:21 · answer #8 · answered by japiecrox 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
okay im ready and waiting
sorry i'm not usually nasty some of these people are starting to rub of on me im migrating to polls.......its actually ok i posted myself months ago star
2007-09-10 01:40:11 · answer #9 · answered by Conan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you need to find the correct definition of ' laugh'
2007-09-10 01:18:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋