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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would
add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead
Fourth worm in good clean soil - ALIVE.
So the Minister asked the congregation -
What can you learn from this demonstration?
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"
That pretty much ended the service --

2007-09-10 00:10:55 · 9 answers · asked by Schumi 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

Thanx for sharing. Really funny!

2007-09-10 01:39:20 · answer #1 · answered by Music # Blast 3 · 1 0

you're able to consume a f***ing malicious application and then get spanked reason you throw it up. you're able to have the two your babies took from you in case you freak out that undesirable approximately some thing so user-friendly. you're able to of purely despatched her to her room for something of the day no longer make her consume it. If she by hazard makes use of the restroom on herself do you're making her consume it?

2016-10-10 07:23:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny ☺

2007-09-10 00:19:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ahaha.
Thanks for the laugh:D

2007-09-10 00:23:02 · answer #4 · answered by jasmine 6 · 1 0

That was an unexpected ending. Good one........thanks!

2007-09-10 00:22:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

good clean one

2007-09-10 05:27:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

SO FUNNY ! LOL

2007-09-10 15:39:09 · answer #7 · answered by crystal_heart100 5 · 1 0

lol

2007-09-10 02:04:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

ha ha ha.............funny

2007-09-10 00:41:46 · answer #9 · answered by jasie 2 · 1 0

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