2007-09-10 00:05:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
no, that would have been lazarus...
2007-09-10 00:12:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
No... I think that would be Lazarus.
You know... the fact that Lazarus was dead for 6 days (if I recall correctly) before he was reanimated could account for why nobody bothered to ask him "Hey, Laz, old buddy... what's it like, being dead?" I imagine that he was getting pretty ripe by then, and was not much to look at. The image that pops into my mind is one where everbody was saying "Eeewwwwww... gross... (in Arameic)", holding their noses, and running away as fast as they could, screaming in shock and horror. So, this could explain why we still have no reliable accounts of what goes on in the afterlife.
I wonder what happened to him, after that? The bible doesn't say, you know. I don't think that he would have been much fun at parties... brain turned to mush via bacterial decomposition, reeking...well... you get the idea.
Then there is the sinister side of zombism. Everybody knows, from credible documentary movies (e.g.: Night of the Living Dead), that zombies like to snack on fresh, warm human brains... so there was probably a little bit of 'self-preservation instinct' in the air, as well.
Later, as we all know, Jesus became a zombie himself. Karma, do you think? Divine retribution for making a zombie out of Lazarus? Could this explain what REALLY happened to Judas?... Jesus sucked out his brains? Enquiring minds want to know!
Christianity: "The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie, who is his own father, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced to eat from a magical tree by an infinitely sadistic being, disguised as a talking snake with legs... (etc)..."
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2007-09-10 00:18:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Nah, Lazarus would have been the first one who got zapped by super zombie power.
2007-09-10 02:23:33 · answer #3 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, I don't have my zombie survival guide on me, but I seem to remember sightings dating back to 10,000 BC...
2007-09-10 00:21:39 · answer #4 · answered by yelxeH 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nope. Jesus was not "walking dead". He was resurrected in a spirit body. Big difference.
2007-09-10 00:20:21 · answer #5 · answered by Sal D 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
I guess that would be an accurate account as he was
dead and then later seen walking around. So I would agree with you.
2007-09-10 00:21:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Oooh, funny. Been to uncyclopedia, have we?
2007-09-10 00:10:49 · answer #7 · answered by The_Cricket: Thinking Pink! 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I hope stupid isn't contagious!!
2007-09-10 00:18:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
ROFL! Could be, could be...
2007-09-10 00:10:47 · answer #9 · answered by Jingizu 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋