I saw my friend Simon the other day, I haven't seen him for a while and unfortunatly he'd been in a car accident with his Uncle.
His Uncle sadly died and Simon lost both his legs, but the family had given permission for Simon to recieve his Uncle's legs.
So, the doctors cut off his Uncle's legs and sewed them onto Simon, he can't use them because of the loss of blood flow, but he's happy with them.
He's in a wheelchair but he's doing really well now, he was even telling me that he was going to appear on Stars In Your Eyes as "Simon and Half-Uncle"!
2007-09-09 23:25:33 · 12 answers · asked by Kirk_84 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ghost Boy.... I wrote it because it's a joke and this is the joke section.... does it make sense in your tiny mind now??
I didn't make the joke to offend anyone and if I do then I apologise, but it's not really your place to say, is it?!
2007-09-09 23:37:23 · update #1
Good one, kinda found it hard to believe half way through, but for someone who doesn't really like jokes you certainly got a chuckle from me, Thanks.
BTW if anyone is offened, you shouldn't be as you went into jokes and riddles, its expected. So go get a sence of humor.
2007-09-10 00:12:47 · answer #1 · answered by alser 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes A Good Joke Just Ignore The Moaners
2007-09-10 10:21:48 · answer #2 · answered by David M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, why is everyone being so miserable today, this is the joke section, most jokes are offensive to someone but you got to laugh it off.
2007-09-10 09:15:10 · answer #3 · answered by laura 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
O No! thats tragically funny s star 4 u
2007-09-10 06:47:58 · answer #4 · answered by chunkey monkey 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Loved it! Also loved the inevitable 'your sick!' answer. Can't help but laugh at them as well! Two chuckles on one page. Starred it for ya as well.
2007-09-10 08:44:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Half way through you had me completely stumped but I found my feet and had a hearty chuckle!
2007-09-10 11:53:43 · answer #6 · answered by Ian M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. Don't worry if you get replies that are bad, some people can't laugh at themselves or are too PC
2007-09-10 07:06:11 · answer #7 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha great 1 made me laff out loud
2007-09-10 06:32:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
i like it, think its well funny.
star
2007-09-10 06:58:21 · answer #9 · answered by vixen xx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's so bad it's good
2007-09-10 06:31:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋