1]DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE
2]Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations :
1. At the movies:
When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus:
A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps
on your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.
3. At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
2007-09-09 22:00:42 · 7 answers · asked by all are best answers 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
4. At a restaurant:
When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated
cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together:
When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question:-Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
2007-09-09 22:00:59 · update #1
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts ok?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
2007-09-09 22:01:33 · update #2
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
Okay well i have said that alot jokes are funny but I mean this is FUNNY!
haha I have read something like this somewhere but this is actually really really really really really really really really really really really really really really funny!!
I love it!
STARRED!
I am going to forward this to everyone I know!
WOOHOO
2007-09-09 22:11:07 · answer #1 · answered by Paris . 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Magnificent Buddy!!! Rock On! Star 4 u!
2007-09-09 22:24:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is atheism no longer a faith...a notion that god or a preferrred being does no longer exist?...Is isn't collective? Does it no longer search to interpret the life of lifestyles,and the non life of that which isn't bodily/scientifically established?Is there no based doctrine or grounds for the convincing of atheistic ideals...Is there no ethical code to atheism that's damaged by way of believing in god?Could it no longer be argued that an atheists happiness is synthetic considering the fact that he/she has selected to not open themselves as much as the likelihood of spirituality? "The course for real man or woman happiness lies in Atheism."<--- Are you no longer advertising your faith and looking to persuade and 'shop' us from ourselves as such a lot of diety believers do?
2016-09-05 08:46:06 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I certainly got a good laugh out of them. 10/10
2007-09-09 22:32:20 · answer #4 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfaooooooooooooooooo another crackerrrrrrrrrrrrr matr i loved it all cheers mate u r joker no 1 lol
heres one from me .
at the funeral
stupid question: he was a good man aint he ??
i dont know why dont u ask him when he wakes up . lol
cheers mate
2007-09-09 22:11:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny thing is i have asked some of those questions LMAO
2007-09-10 00:53:31 · answer #6 · answered by UofL Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love all your jokes! you are awesome. email me and pls tell me where you know all these from!
2007-09-09 22:13:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋