The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"
The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
2007-09-09 21:49:42 · 16 answers · asked by surfer_ade_uk 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol.
star..xx
2007-09-10 00:20:02 · answer #1 · answered by vixen xx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old ones are the best.- here 's another. This old man of eighty in an old folks rest home is given viagra and can't leave the women alone.A new arrival is introduced to all the inmates and of course the old boy pesters her for sex. Eventually the old lady agrees to his demands. They go to her room and he takes of her clothes and is just about to have sex when she says " I must warn you I have acute angina ". "Thank god for that" he says "because the rest of you is crap".
2007-09-10 05:22:49 · answer #2 · answered by Carat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
2007-09-10 13:20:28 · answer #3 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Like this One Great Joke
2007-09-10 10:38:39 · answer #4 · answered by David M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool 1
2007-09-10 04:56:43 · answer #5 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one. You deserve a star with each joke.
2007-09-10 05:22:01 · answer #6 · answered by maram 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another good one well done your on the ball for a monday moning
2007-09-10 04:55:02 · answer #7 · answered by mama 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cheers for that
2007-09-10 04:55:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that very funny made me laugh, star for you
2007-09-10 07:59:18 · answer #9 · answered by Lyndall T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i liked that its working you are beginning to cheer me up :)
2007-09-10 05:42:28 · answer #10 · answered by casha1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-09-10 04:55:35 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋