Put three nails on the counter and said, "Can you put me up for the night?"
2007-09-09 19:01:02 · 11 answers · asked by Oprah's Minge 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
peace be upon you
*I am not sure that Jesus was going to inn but i didn't think so.
*But in Quran , drinking wine was not prevented at first but the God ask us to avoid drinking wine then asked us not to pray while we are drunkard then it is completely prevented.
*Jesus is a prophet and of course when want anything, he will ask for it politely.
2007-09-09 19:14:02 · answer #1 · answered by rona 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes - I remember this answer to a past question. I thought it quite funny and I am a Christian. Seen too much and bin through too much not to be broad-minded about things.
2007-09-10 02:11:11 · answer #2 · answered by cheir 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mat 12:36 But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.
2007-09-10 02:13:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
"Yep, and he continued "because there's this joker that I'm willing to die for so that he can be saved". So they did, and in 3 days he rose again. So, are you ready to thank him for his sacrifice? "
That's a better joke than the Askers! Good job, minimickimichelle!
2007-09-10 02:13:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
NOT FUNNY....... I THINK YOU NEED TO GET SAVED. Those three nails yeah thay put him up and he let them do it just for people like you and me to we could be saved.
2007-09-10 02:17:41 · answer #5 · answered by getrdoneon07 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yep, and he continued "because there's this joker that I'm willing to die for so that he can be saved". So they did, and in 3 days he rose again. So, are you ready to thank him for his sacrifice?
2007-09-10 02:08:15 · answer #6 · answered by minimickimichelle 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Hahaha. Maybe im tired, but I like it.
2007-09-10 02:05:24 · answer #7 · answered by JND 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE!
I should know... I collect "anti-Holy-Roller" themed jokes!
2007-09-10 10:31:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny are we...
2007-09-10 04:45:02 · answer #9 · answered by z_jepoh 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. not funny
2007-09-10 02:04:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋