Free fish to everyone??.. free wine?
2007-09-09 18:55:03 · 22 answers · asked by Bunbury 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Don't care....gonna move to Canada...
Country might be a little unstable with an invisible man running it...
2007-09-09 18:59:28 · answer #1 · answered by Dr. Facepalm 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
After the people saw the miraculous sign that Jesus did, they began to say, "Surely this is the Prophet who is to come into the world." Jesus, knowing that they intended to come and make him king by force, withdrew again to a mountain by himself.
Jesus answered, "I tell you the truth, you are looking for me, not because you saw miraculous signs but because you ate the loaves and had your fill. Do not work for food that spoils, but for food that endures to eternal life, which the Son of Man will give you. On him God the Father has placed his seal of approval."
John 6:14,15,26,27
2007-09-09 21:52:16 · answer #2 · answered by Dave 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would be quite a step down in office, wouldn't you say? From Supreme Sovereign of the Universe, to President????
2007-09-09 19:00:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Make abortion, murder. Arrest all abortion doctors, Deny all same sex marriages. Abolish the I.R.S.
Put prayer and studying Gods word back in school where it belongs.
Then give everyone a chance to come to Him and repent and be forgiven their sins and receive His salvation.
Fun question, wish it were real.
Vote for me and that's what I'll do as President, Except for providing salvation, I'm not qualified to do that.
2007-09-09 19:06:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
He would first put a cross on his voting bulletin. Once lected, Constitution would be thorn and rewritten. He would nail down on criminality. Multiply taxes... After mandate, he would be crucified by Opposition!
2007-09-09 20:02:47 · answer #5 · answered by OKWAHO 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
our president thinks he is Jesus,so we know what it is like when a devil runs the show.i need wine I'm tired of everybody shoving god and religion down my throat,it really pushes me away from religion,I'm not religious and this makes me glad I'm not
2007-09-09 19:04:26 · answer #6 · answered by jd 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He would sigh, and say to himself ("weren't these clowns paying attention?" Then He would repeat "Render unto Caesar those things which are Caesar's" and decline the job. He would hope that the job wouldn't go to a phoney Christian like Bush, and be disappointed.
2007-09-09 19:03:38 · answer #7 · answered by Pagan Dan 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Use His "two-edged sword" and deal with the ethical, moral-less, and value-less situations of the day; and take care of all those countries that have mistreated the Israelites in any way.
There will be a great "cleansing" and a lot of "fire."
2007-09-09 19:08:06 · answer #8 · answered by D.A. S 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Jesus would refuse to be the president of any country.
2007-09-09 19:02:54 · answer #9 · answered by Highland 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jesus was born in Bethlehem, therefore he is a foreigner, and cannot be president.
2007-09-09 19:02:10 · answer #10 · answered by barry11188 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋