A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!! ...
2007-09-09 16:45:50 · 19 answers · asked by Patty M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahah but i think that answer is none she can cook in the dark :)
sorry that was tooooo easy
2007-09-09 18:15:17 · answer #1 · answered by Demonic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your a little mad! Relax take a couple deep breaths...........
Wish we lived closer I would take you for a drink! Men, Men, Men thats how they are! Don't feel too bad the light bulb in the bathroom over has been out almost a month............., Men can't live with them, can't shoot em! Good luck hun...........
2007-09-09 20:15:05 · answer #2 · answered by Dianne L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-09-09 16:50:41 · answer #3 · answered by Just Somebody 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oooohhh! Kayyyyy!
2007-09-10 06:17:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just change the damn bulb before you have another hot flash
2007-09-09 16:54:57 · answer #5 · answered by Funnel 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it.., too bad most guys don't miss having light and T.P, huh? We'd have such great leverage if they cared.. Try un-plugging the TV, or computer, or whatever it is they do BESIDES being filthy, and then b**** -slap em'. lol
2007-09-09 17:26:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light?
A: That's not funny.
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2007-09-10 01:45:08 · answer #7 · answered by bodhidave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, having a bad day??? Although, I have had the same feelings about some things around my place.....lol. Thanks for the laugh and hope things get better, AL
2007-09-09 17:24:09 · answer #8 · answered by Ann 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Patty you are just to much...You always make me laugh ! Thanks so very much..........I'd give ya a star but am still awaiting answer to question as to what it is and all the details
2007-09-09 17:07:06 · answer #9 · answered by pax5155 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so true i know like clockwork when my mother has not changed her patch when i was reading this i thought my mother was talking to me
2007-09-09 18:00:56 · answer #10 · answered by hi_rolla_75 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋