Looking For A Man
RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS:
1. WON'T BEAT ME UP
2. WON'T RUN AWAY
3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED
For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail...all to no avail. None of the men seemed to meet her qualifications.
Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat. Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you and what do you want?"
"Hi," said the man "Your search is over, for I am the man of your dreams. I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and I've got no legs, so I can't run away."
The old woman asked, "What makes you think you're so great in bed?"
To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
2007-09-09 16:41:07 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've read this before and it was just as funny this time because I forgot what the punchline was!!
2007-09-09 16:57:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now I'll run to the door everytime the bell rings!
2007-09-17 01:37:03 · answer #2 · answered by jan c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Yes, that's a good one. Haven't heard it in a long time, so forgot the punch line!
2007-09-17 05:05:28 · answer #3 · answered by makeloans2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is it that when my doorbell rings that never happens for me?? Too funny!!!!
2007-09-09 17:41:46 · answer #4 · answered by Ginny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL heheheheheheeh a star 4 u!!!!
2007-09-16 02:12:38 · answer #5 · answered by Aleksandra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's funny but i didn't laugh which means it's not hilarious enough to move the mood of a sad person.......anyway, it's quite nice!
2007-09-09 18:26:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now THERE'S a man I'D like to meet!! rofl
2007-09-17 17:30:29 · answer #7 · answered by ♪♪BandMom♪♪ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool as ice.
2007-09-14 17:19:04 · answer #8 · answered by Sir $liq Rick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will surelt give yah star lol . it was hilarious joke lol
cheers and have nice day
2007-09-09 18:07:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard this one long time ago.
2007-09-17 10:52:42 · answer #10 · answered by pgsl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋