Someone said this to me in the pub "Is your name gillette?.. cos your the best a man can get"
2007-09-09 14:00:12 · 18 answers · asked by Blue eyed girl 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
top five worst pick up lines:
5) baby your feet must be tired because you been runnin' through my mind all day
4) my folks won't be back for at least an hour
3) your the only one who can restore my ability to love
2) the clean handicapped stall is on the third floor
1) " you will sleep with me and pay for the room" waving your hands in front of her eyes like a jedi
2007-09-09 14:11:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This face leaves in 5 Min's be on it. Your ears are a techniques too huge on your head. I even have in no way used chat up strains in simple terms smiled and something is history, I even have been single for style of 30 years ha ha.
2016-11-14 19:52:49 · answer #2 · answered by dagnone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"c'mon inside and sit by the fire, c'mon its nice and warm and so cold out here, i'll get you a drink" yeah while the balding ponytailed **** is saying this to my missus i'm right behind him with our drinks. so two blasts of the "ahem excuse mes" he took no notice thinking i was trying to get past him to another outside table. my missus ended up telling him to bugger off.
2007-09-09 14:54:31 · answer #3 · answered by herr fugelmeister 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you bang your head when you fell from heaven.
How do you like your eggs in the morning, fried or fertilised?
Here's 20p go call your mum and tell her you've pulled!!
They have never worked!!!!!!
2007-09-09 14:11:42 · answer #4 · answered by roytoncc69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats hilarious, did you laugh?, how did he expect that to work.
Is heven missing an angel, cause you've got nice cans.
2007-09-09 14:06:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've gotten, Hey girl, then he looks at me and growls like he's hungry. It was the most strange thing I've ever seen.
2007-09-09 14:04:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
women in restaurant eats 2 fish, one fish says to the other "whats a nice plaice like you doing in a girl like this?"
2007-09-09 14:27:26 · answer #7 · answered by HERBS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, that is pretty bad o.O
Random guy: Are you a single mum?
Me: No.
Random guy: Do you want to be?
I must admit though, it made me giggle at the time. x
2007-09-09 14:05:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can I borrow a map, because I'm lost in your eyes.
2007-09-11 05:34:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was once asked " you wanna sit on my knee and talk about the first thing that pops up?!"
2007-09-10 03:22:37 · answer #10 · answered by Sexy-baby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋