An atheist is walking through the woods one day, when Big foot jumps out right in front of him.
Panicking, he yells out, “Oh God help me!”
A few seconds later, a big booming voice comes from above….”I THOUGHT YOU DIDN’T BELIEVE IN ME?”
Without missing a beat the Atheist replies, ‘Well, up until about two minutes ago I didn’t believe in Bigfoot either!’
2007-09-09 10:35:01 · 13 answers · asked by Larry J 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I don't know how to award points for this. I guess whoever has the most postive ratings.
So tell your friends!
2007-09-09 11:29:07 · update #1
Ha..... ha..... ha.....
2007-09-09 10:38:55 · answer #1 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-16 15:50:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funnier with the Loch Ness Monster...
2007-09-09 10:41:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. But I would probably be unable to talk in that situation and soil myself instead.
2007-09-09 11:13:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is pretty funny. But Bigfoot has a better chance than God with me.
2007-09-09 10:43:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Good one.
Actually I'm an atheist, and this DID happen to me one time. Never hike on LSD.
2007-09-09 10:43:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one...
2007-09-09 10:46:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good stuff. Coming from an agnostic.
2007-09-09 10:40:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Two points!
2007-09-09 10:40:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 5⤋
LOL, that's funny right there, I don't care who you are.
2007-09-09 10:38:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
::chuckles:: That's a good one.
2007-09-09 10:40:18 · answer #11 · answered by Ayana 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋