this is my plan, i die, god appears in front of me and says " you have been a bad person and you will go to hel...." SMACK i sucker punch him. and i get sent to hell, become friends with satan and rise in rank fast until i'm a commander of my own demon army. that i will use to fight against god in armageddon.
will this work?
2007-09-09 10:19:46 · 18 answers · asked by King Of Utopia 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
OK - Anyway.... in hell, they dont have any pity or remorse for any humans. Satan and all of his demons, all of which work for Satan hate GOD too. They also hate all of humanity. You will hear the deafening screams and cries of all the humans that are down there for eternaty.
Do what you will, its your choice. Dont expect to be praised and patted on the back for a good job. No demon will be friends with a human, let alone take orders from one. You will feel like you have a body because all the demons love to torcher humans in every way for eternaty. You also will be screaming and crying for mercy that you will never have.
EDIT: Also, you have no control of your body to move. You will be their rag doll. There's more but I dont think you will believe me anyway.
~really very sad.
2007-09-09 10:30:20 · answer #1 · answered by Onomatopoeia 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That is just what Satan thinks, he doesn't even know that he has already lost. You plans a folly, number one Satan has you fooled into thinking you can rise to a place of importance and once you are there, there is no returning. You will be under the dominion of Satan, in a rage at his loose. Even if he leaves you alone for a while, he has eternity to turn his attention towards you. You think that you could possible hurt God, well you have, in your turning away from Him.
2007-09-09 10:32:43 · answer #2 · answered by exodust20 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I feel sorry for you. Do you hate yourself that much that you would want to spend eternity in hell. You won't be sucker punching God anyhow.
Some say Hell is living on earth.
Oh, by the way, Hell is worse then here on earth.
I don't see you climbing the ranks with Satan either.
2007-09-09 10:39:22 · answer #3 · answered by smwbugging 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh darlin, you're already hurting him more than you can imagine.
Good luck sucker punching him without a fist (and without a body)...God won't give you a heavenly body with that attitude and if Satan has one to give, you won't get it until you meet him.
2007-09-09 10:30:22 · answer #4 · answered by KAL 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
besides the reality that i'm no longer non secular myself, I likes the way you think of. yet, that does no longer mean i've got not got an concept. You talk of a between realm for people. properly, what approximately Purgatory? i comprehend that the belief of a actual Purgatory is a Christian concept, yet that does no longer mean it may't be actual. And the entire "Purgatory is the area the place souls are purified for their admittance into Heaven"? properly, that's unlike you're being forced to pass to Heaven in Purgatory (that's a place for people who've sinned fairly regardless of each and everything). on earth, in case you reside a balanced life (no longer too solid, yet no longer too undesirable), then you certainly ought to finally finally end up in Purgatory. yet once you do no longer prefer to grow to be the minion of the two a demonic or heavenly military, then in simple terms stay positioned. so a techniques as overtaking Hell and enslaving the demons... eh. i've got confidence that during a subject such as this, that's superb to take a passive stance. If Heaven and Hell prefer Earth, enable them to duke it out themselves I say. this is purely a hunk of dirt, regardless of each and everything. and that they do have some declare over it whether that's certainly actual that they took area in this is advent. perhaps as further and extra people die and grow to be a area of one military or the different, people will benefit further and extra declare over Purgatory because of the fact the Earth turns into further and extra of a battlefield. think of of it as an limitless migration of the human race. as properly, who ever mentioned that divine beings have been unmarred via greed and wrath? Please, angels and demons could properly be in simple terms as undesirable or as solid as people; the sole distinction between us and them is they stay in diverse geographical regions and are greater effective. i do no longer fairly have a point of view on the alien bit. besides, that's my concept on your innovations.
2016-11-14 19:29:12 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you Saddam Hussein from South Park, who is developing WMD's in heaven?
No one and nothing is able to harm God.
2007-09-09 23:20:04 · answer #6 · answered by Dolores G. Llamas 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've been working on that for a few years- You rise in rank faster if ya get Satan some apples- He loves Apples.
2007-09-09 10:25:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
You are only hurting yourself!!
Jesus Saves
2007-09-09 10:42:08 · answer #8 · answered by Brilliant 1forHIM 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
With that much anger inside, I would hate to be your Mother, gf, wife, friend, or even your neighbor.
I hope you aren't serious.
You cannot hurt God like that, but you hurt yourself by thinkung like this.
2007-09-09 10:28:24 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Awesome - go for it! And be sure to have barbecue parties in Hell while you're at it.
2007-09-09 10:26:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋