dirty joke!?

Question

A fireman came home from the fire station one day bragging to his wife that they got a new system at work... he went on to describe it as follows.
When the first bell rings, we put on our hats.
when the second bell rings, we slide down the pole,
when the third bell rings we go put out the fire.

He went on to say that he wanted to try it at home. he said.
when i say bell one, take off all your clothes
when i say bell two, you jump in bed.
when i say bell three. we make love all night long.

The next day he comes in and yells

BELL ONE! she jerked off her clothes.
BELL TWO.. she jumped in bed.
BELL THREE... he jumped in bed and they went at it.

about 2 minutes later his wife leans up and yells
BELL FOUR!

The husband stops and says WHATS BELL FOUR?

Without missing a beat, the wife raises up and says

QUICK, I NEED MORE HOSE, YOUR NO WHERE NEAR THE FIRE!

thanks guys.

Give me a star if you like :D If you have any good jokes. leave em for 10 pts

Answer 1

rotflmao! lol! please pick me for best answer...

my jokes:

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
"S l u t!" he said, and dropped her.

There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel.
He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again.
Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it.
He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said ,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want."
The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
When he finished are three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr."
After thinking for a short while he replied,"Could you hold my camel?"

Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"
"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.
"What do you mean?" asks the first man.
"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."

PLEASE give me the 10 points

Answer 2

lmfaoooooooooo. than man shouts BELL 5 .


wahts bell 5 asks women .

man : it means no water in the tank . lol

cheers mate

Answer 3

OMG....that was hilarious....The joke I have is already on here (Y! Q&A)...its under Not all Blonde Jokes Pertain To Women... Gave you a star......hehehehe

Answer 4

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 5

That's not a bad joke

Answer 6

nice one

Answer 7

hehehehehe.

Answer 8

:O