"We only have this one" says the shopkeeper. His last home was a brothel so he can be a bit dispespectful to the ladies, he sees every woman as being loose because of the surroundings he has been used to." The woman bought him anyway. He sat on his perch in the hall and chattered away to himself. The woman went out, when she returned the parrot said "hello madam. Are you the new madam? You gonna whip anyone tonight?" The woman was a bit stunned but ignored him. When her 3 daughters got home the parrot said "new tarts. Are you 3 the new tarts? I like you. Do you charge much?" The girls were horrified. Later on the husband got in from work. The parrot said "oh, hello Keith."
2007-09-09 09:28:27 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha!!! Omg! I would have slapped keith in the face and pimp him. Lol
2007-09-09 09:37:23 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-09 19:20:50 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Busted husband, lol.!!!
Great joke so 10/10 Moon.!!!
Cheers for a good laugh.!!!
2007-09-09 18:26:16 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old one but still funny.
2007-09-09 17:50:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!!
Great joke. Thanks.
DE
2007-09-10 02:35:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one
2007-09-09 17:10:57 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, LOL. Keith is sooooo dead.
2007-09-09 16:35:28 · answer #7 · answered by Cerina A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
brilliant gunna have to remeber that xx
2007-09-09 16:45:46 · answer #8 · answered by BeDiscovered! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-09 16:59:28 · answer #9 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha.. 10/10
that was hilarious
2007-09-09 16:38:06 · answer #10 · answered by antonios mama ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋