A naked woman is bouncing on her bed singing.
Her husband walks into the Bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while then says,
"You look ridiculous! What on earth do you think you're doing?"
She says, "I just got my checkup and my doctor says I have the breasts of an eighteen year old."
She starts laughing and jumping again.
He says, "Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 45-year-old a*se?"
"Your name never came up, " she replied.
2007-09-09 09:15:39 · 26 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice one, that will teach him rude git.....lol....
2007-09-10 23:51:56 · answer #1 · answered by "!" 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
another cracker wow u r getting some new jokes here myklia lol
thnx for the laughter . cheers and have nice day
2007-09-09 09:23:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-09 10:22:52 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hhahahahahaaaa, you having a laugh at me again lol.
2007-09-09 09:24:25 · answer #4 · answered by smila 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe you go girl, another great one
Have a star
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2007-09-09 22:19:34 · answer #5 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awsome thats almost what my doctor said to me but the other way around lol
2007-09-09 14:48:05 · answer #6 · answered by theresa t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooooops watch out hun, smila will pounce on your @ss for this one hahahahaaa!!!!
2007-09-10 07:55:54 · answer #7 · answered by babyblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yet another quality offering from the mistress of merryment
starred
2007-09-09 11:22:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool cool! hahahaha
2007-09-10 01:31:00 · answer #9 · answered by negravirago 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Magic!!
2007-09-09 09:31:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO my name never comes up but something else does
2007-09-12 01:33:33 · answer #11 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋