10. Hi, is this pew taken?
9. My prayers are answered.
8. What's a charismatic like you, doing in a mainline place like this?
7. How about we go over to my place for a little devotional?
6. Hi, angel!
5. Don't worry, I'm attracted to you purely in a spiritual way.
4. I'm Episcopalian. What's YOUR sign?
3. I think you're sitting on my Bible.
2. Read any good Bible passages lately?
1. So, Do you worship here often?
2007-09-09
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