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There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst.

She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a counter by the machine.

Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine.

Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change.

She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button.

Out came a Mello Yello.

As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up.

"Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?"

She looked at him and indignantly replied: "Well Duhhh!, I'm still winning"

2007-09-09 08:38:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

ha ha!good one

2007-09-15 14:00:48 · answer #1 · answered by shortyilis 1 · 1 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-09-09 17:34:43 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

HA, i laugh at the first response

2007-09-15 05:14:35 · answer #3 · answered by Brian 4 · 0 0

lmaooooooooooo . mate u r giving me the chilly laughter mate


kee them rolling bubble gum mate

2007-09-09 15:54:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Was this in vegas?

lol, some drunks do the same thing there.

2007-09-12 12:33:10 · answer #5 · answered by April J 4 · 0 0

OH my, that's a good one. Will copy it too!!!! My friends are gonna love you!

nfd♥

2007-09-09 15:59:38 · answer #6 · answered by fishineasy™ 7 · 1 0

holy smoke me some, that is funny.lmao. wooo. keep em coming.

2007-09-10 18:42:02 · answer #7 · answered by KARMA IS IT THOU? 7 · 0 0

HAHAHA!!!! Funniest joke EVER!! Not like the ppl who put old, old, old jokes...

2007-09-09 16:06:47 · answer #8 · answered by danielle 4 · 1 0

IMAO !!! She tot she's playing jackpot!

2007-09-09 21:56:38 · answer #9 · answered by witch2order 5 · 1 0

Funny.
I like it.

2007-09-15 16:31:55 · answer #10 · answered by candle 7 · 0 0

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