A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring "Run....Run!"
The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run man run , r-run will ya!"
A third batter hits a slam and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams "R-r-run man , r-r-run will ya!"
The next batter steadfastly holds his swing four times and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up and yells "R-r-run man, r-r-run!"
All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment, whispers to the Scotsman, "He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls."
After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, "Walk with pr-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!!!!"
2007-09-09 08:20:11 · 10 answers · asked by ǝuoʎʞɔɐʍ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL, I like it! My bf is of Scottish origin. Will have to tell him this one. I think he'll be laughin' his @ss off! :D
2007-09-09 08:46:19 · answer #1 · answered by Butterfly Kisses ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfaooooooooooooooooooo . wow this was the 4 ball cracker lol
10/10 for this joke
thnx for the laughter and keep postin more will yah
2007-09-09 15:24:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Another Excellent joke Wacky one.!!!
10/10 for making us guys at work laugh.!!!
Cheers.!!!
2007-09-09 20:31:34 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old one but still funny.
2007-09-09 15:38:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Been a long time since I heard a joke I hadn't heard before. Thanks! You get a star.
2007-09-09 15:24:04 · answer #5 · answered by Bryce 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it!
2007-09-09 16:13:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow... that's a good one.
2007-09-09 15:28:44 · answer #7 · answered by Draquoir 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what the fact that he's scottish got to do with this??
2007-09-09 17:08:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
humm, a zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
2007-09-09 15:26:06 · answer #9 · answered by JIM 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
hah that one is class!!
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2007-09-09 15:24:49 · answer #10 · answered by x~orlaith~babii~x 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋