There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."
"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
"Yep," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say... should we get naked?"
Sure enough, the two stripped down to the buff and sat down at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady replied breathlessly, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal!"
2007-09-09 07:39:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol!!!
that's funny
keep em comin
here have a star
2007-09-10 06:47:30 · answer #1 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha good one. I think xx after 50 years is very funny.
2007-09-09 07:43:04 · answer #2 · answered by Wanna-be-Dear-Abby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well have two and a half (half important) years to go but by that list already there do NOT tell daughters lol
2016-05-20 06:44:49 · answer #3 · answered by dolly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny - Now I got something to look foward to in the next 6 years! :>)
2007-09-09 07:44:59 · answer #4 · answered by ><>JHF<>< 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-09 10:31:28 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha! That is a good one!
Thanks for the daily laugh!
2007-09-09 07:45:50 · answer #6 · answered by Nothingusefullearnedinschool 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Cute........
I'm waiting
2007-09-09 08:19:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bit funny!
2007-09-09 07:43:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaaha,,,,pretty good and gross at the same time
2007-09-09 07:44:31 · answer #9 · answered by Irvin A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ! How sweet !
2007-09-09 07:44:21 · answer #10 · answered by joulsey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋