A kind Mormon has asked me to go to church every Sundy but I gave excuses not to go but this time I had a real excuse, I'm playing poker but I didn't tell him that I told him I had business to take care of.
Ok I don't even believe in Mormonism and I don't believe that Shabbat is on Sundy anyways...
2007-09-09 07:02:15 · 6 answers · asked by AK♥ 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thank you thank you. Lol I can imagine all the remarks I'd get had I not mentioned Mormon.
2007-09-09 07:46:51 · update #1
That depends, 5 card draw is an abomination, but Texas Hold 'Em is a delight to the Lord.
2007-09-09 07:15:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"I've declined an invitation for church so that I could play poker online, surely I will go to hell no?"
Surely not. Dear heart, if you declined 4,587,924,283 invitations to church in the next three hours you would not be going to a fictional place which reflects nothing so much as Christian S&M fantasies. Relax, play poker.
2007-09-09 14:16:34 · answer #2 · answered by Yank 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good luck at Poker. I hope you win. That is way more exciting then talking nonsense over coffee.
2007-09-09 14:08:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would just tell him i'm not interested in going to a Mormon church, i believe (insert whatever you believe here) so going to your church would not be helpful or productive for me.
2007-09-09 14:15:54 · answer #4 · answered by robin s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe you will go to Hell, unless you lose all of your chips chasing a flush draw :>)
2007-09-09 19:44:57 · answer #5 · answered by Skrap 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you won't go to Hell..........but you'll probably going broke!
2007-09-09 14:38:48 · answer #6 · answered by sugarbee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋