I'm sick & tired of suffering from the effects of christianity & if smokers can sue tobacco companies for selling smokes, I can sue god for pissing me off. I want the email for god's lawyer & also for the legal teams representing Moses, Allah, Buddah, Tinkerbell & any other god/creator/cult leader. This is a holy war, 21st century style.
2007-09-09 03:34:44 · 8 answers · asked by MaxPower 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
peter pan is representing all of them.i don't know the email but michael jackson does.ask him.petey is michael's bestfriend.
2007-09-09 04:02:30 · answer #1 · answered by polly-pocket 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clarence Darrow.
2007-09-09 03:48:31 · answer #2 · answered by Sal D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You cannot sue God because there is no e pluribus unum, no ad hoc, and you lack post mortem. Hey, they're all latin terms, look them up.
Holy war, 21st century style? Tee hee, thats good. I don't think God's scared.
2007-09-09 03:56:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
peace be upon you
love ,peace ,safety and stability are found in the God's way.
Light in the heart will be found when you reach the right way.
The God don't need lawyers to defend himself and what you need is to know about the God .
The God who send his books(Quran_real Bible_ real Torah) which send it with his angles to his messengers to tell us about his kindness, justice and compassion
2007-09-09 04:00:06 · answer #4 · answered by rona 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God has James Woods as his lawyer, you can't win.
2007-09-09 03:39:14 · answer #5 · answered by The Return Of Sexy Thor 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Leave Buddha out. Count Jesus in.
Buddhism is not a religion.
2007-09-09 03:40:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The "angel of death" @ "grim reaper".gov
2007-09-09 04:04:15 · answer #7 · answered by Steel Rain 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His devotees are his lawyers
2007-09-09 03:48:15 · answer #8 · answered by garlic J 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋